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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Professor
Sparkles
ate all my
pitted olives
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baseball cap
trousers
pants
vest
tie
...dress
bra
knickers
hat
socks
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