Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
baked beans
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tie
trousers
socks
left shoe
bra
...dress
...skirt
hat
...cardigan
right shoe
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