Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
porridge
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...dress
tie
vest
hat
knickers
trousers
...shirt
hoody
baseball cap
left shoe
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