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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Mr
Sparkles
ate all my
Doritos
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
trousers
baseball cap
...shirt
knickers
right shoe
bra
vest
hat
pants
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