Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Tinkerbell
ate all my
garlic cloves
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tights
sunglasses
...shirt
bra
hat
trousers
right shoe
pants
baseball cap
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