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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Lola
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
tomato ketchup
halloumi
baked beans
porridge
gherkins
prawn crackers
cat biscuits
spring rolls
ice-cream cones
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