Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Picard
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tie
pants
...shirt
vest
left shoe
knickers
right shoe
bra
hat
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