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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Darth Vader
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
hummus
rice
Pringles
baked beans
peppercorns
lemons
pitted olives
tomato ketchup
mashed potato
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