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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Roxy
ate all my
watermelon
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
left shoe
hoody
...cardigan
sunglasses
trousers
hat
right shoe
pants
vest
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