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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Princess
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bra
...shirt
...dress
tights
sunglasses
socks
knickers
baseball cap
...skirt
tie
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