Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Princess
ate all my
prawns
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
...dress
sunglasses
tie
knickers
...skirt
left shoe
vest
baseball cap
hat
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