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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Izzy
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
tinned frankfurters
lemons
bananas
rice
chicken wings
halloumi
mushy peas
taramasalata
ice-cream cones
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