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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Minnie
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
baseball cap
pants
...cardigan
left shoe
hoody
knickers
...shirt
...skirt
sunglasses
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