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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Peanut
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tights
sunglasses
...dress
trousers
bra
pants
...shirt
left shoe
knickers
socks
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