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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Stella
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
watermelon
sunflower seeds
yoghurt
shallots
prawn crackers
chicken wings
spinach
mushy peas
candy floss
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