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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Champ
ate all my
Marmite
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
hat
pants
hoody
tights
sunglasses
baseball cap
...cardigan
knickers
tie
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