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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Rufus
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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hat
baseball cap
...shirt
...cardigan
trousers
...dress
...skirt
vest
left shoe
hoody
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