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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Rufus
ate all my
watermelon
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baseball cap
vest
socks
left shoe
tie
right shoe
...shirt
hat
...cardigan
hoody
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