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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Murphy
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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baseball cap
tights
tie
trousers
knickers
hat
...dress
right shoe
sunglasses
bra
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