Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Dexter
ate all my
watermelon
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pants
hat
knickers
...cardigan
socks
...skirt
...dress
vest
hoody
baseball cap
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