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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Ziggy
ate all my
garlic cloves
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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pants
...skirt
vest
tights
sunglasses
trousers
...dress
...cardigan
bra
hoody
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