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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Bilbo
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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pitted olives
Pringles
shrimp
rice
tinned tuna
hummus
spinach
yoghurt
iceberg lettuce
Doritos
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