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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Simba
ate all my
hummus
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...shirt
bra
trousers
baseball cap
...skirt
left shoe
vest
sunglasses
right shoe
tie
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