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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Maggie
ate all my
spinach
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
...shirt
left shoe
tie
socks
hoody
knickers
...cardigan
pants
tights
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