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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Professor
Cuddles
ate all my
porridge
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
tie
...skirt
...dress
socks
right shoe
bra
baseball cap
pants
...shirt
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