Sorry I'm late today

Hungry boy

My pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles ate all my …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

chilli peppers cat biscuits tomatoes tomato ketchup ice-cream cones lemons candy floss pitted olives tinned frankfurters prawns

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.