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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Millie
ate all my
tomatoes
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
left shoe
hat
pants
trousers
knickers
socks
tie
sunglasses
hoody
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