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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Lola
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mashed potato
rice
garlic cloves
ice-cream cones
baked beans
hummus
pizza
tomatoes
mushy peas
halloumi
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