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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Professor
Stink
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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trousers
right shoe
...skirt
socks
...cardigan
knickers
vest
pants
hoody
tights
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