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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Professor
Stink
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shrimp
spring rolls
peanuts
halloumi
yoghurt
peppercorns
noodles
chicken wings
ice-cream cones
hummus
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