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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Dr
Stink
ate all my
shallots
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
right shoe
socks
hat
...skirt
vest
tights
...cardigan
hoody
sunglasses
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