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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Miss
Stink
ate all my
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chilli peppers
mashed potato
watermelon
peppercorns
chicken wings
avocados
sunflower seeds
taramasalata
prawn crackers
tomato ketchup
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