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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Ms
Stink
ate all my
Marmite
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
tights
baseball cap
hoody
...shirt
trousers
...skirt
hat
left shoe
tie
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