Sorry I'm late today

Hungry boy

My pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink ate all my …

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ice-cream cones garlic cloves chicken nuggets Pringles chicken wings tomato ketchup iceberg lettuce nacho cheese Marmite prawn crackers

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