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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Mr
Stink
ate all my
tomatoes
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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left shoe
...skirt
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baseball cap
tie
trousers
sunglasses
knickers
...dress
socks
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