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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Molly
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
peanuts
spinach
mashed potato
mushy peas
pitted olives
chicken wings
tomatoes
ice-cream cones
nacho cheese
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