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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Poppy
ate all my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
noodles
rice
peppercorns
porridge
pizza
rice pudding
tomato ketchup
shrimp
ice-cream cones
yoghurt
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