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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Pennywise
ate all my
cat biscuits
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
...cardigan
vest
pants
...shirt
sunglasses
...skirt
baseball cap
tie
left shoe
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