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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Smeagol
ate all my
yoghurt
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
vest
trousers
...skirt
knickers
baseball cap
tie
left shoe
...dress
hat
pants
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