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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Voldemort
ate all my
shallots
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
socks
vest
pants
left shoe
right shoe
knickers
trousers
hoody
tie
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