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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Professor
Snuffles
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baked beans
potatoes
hamburger relish
taramasalata
scrambled egg
rice krispies
spinach
iceberg lettuce
pitted olives
noodles
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