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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Ms
Snuffles
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
right shoe
knickers
...shirt
trousers
tie
...cardigan
socks
left shoe
baseball cap
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