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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Mrs
Snuffles
ate all my
hummus
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
vest
hoody
tie
sunglasses
baseball cap
...dress
socks
knickers
tights
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