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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Mrs
Snuffles
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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tights
pants
left shoe
...shirt
bra
baseball cap
right shoe
...dress
socks
...cardigan
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