Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Mr
Snuffles
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...dress
tie
right shoe
sunglasses
hat
tights
socks
pants
baseball cap
...cardigan
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