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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Mr
Snuffles
ate all my
mushy peas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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hat
pants
...skirt
bra
knickers
trousers
right shoe
...dress
...shirt
hoody
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