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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Trotsky
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scrambled egg
tinned tuna
yoghurt
lemons
Marmite
chicken wings
spinach
cat biscuits
rice
prawn crackers
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