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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Trotsky
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hamburger relish
chocolate chips
bread
fish fingers
spinach
tomatoes
tinned tuna
prawns
lemons
garlic cloves
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