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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Darth Vader
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bra
...shirt
baseball cap
...cardigan
...dress
socks
left shoe
tie
right shoe
hoody
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