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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Darth Vader
ate all my
prawns
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
...skirt
socks
right shoe
sunglasses
vest
pants
...shirt
knickers
trousers
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