Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Yoda
ate all my
Doritos
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...shirt
hoody
...cardigan
left shoe
bra
trousers
hat
right shoe
socks
baseball cap
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.